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Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium

In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.
"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."

"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."

"Verily."
by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007
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vagina discount

When a woman buys drugs from a guy and gets a better amount or a discount. The male dealer gives the woman a better amount simply because they consider her a potential sex partner and/or find her attractive.
Example 1: "I was going to buy off of Tony, but I decided to let my friend Rachel do it instead. She got hooked up fat! I bet it was the vagina discount."

Example 2: "Wow, Miranda, you totally got hooked up. He must think you're hot, because you got the vagina discount".
by R Calcaterra November 4, 2011
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Dick's discount

Swapping the price tags on two items in a Dick's Sporting Goods Store to buy a premium product for a lower price
"Yo.. is that a crank shaft?! That must've cost you a fortune!"

"Dick's discount my man.. $29.99"
by Yung Winston November 16, 2018
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Jesse Leonard Discount

Jesse Leonard Discount is a kid who will steal you anything for a small fee. He his also usually a wigger or white indian
Riley: Oh man check out this wallet that jesse leonard stole me!

Keenan: oh noce bro! im gonna have to get myself a jesse leonard discount
by james cochrane January 13, 2008
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five finger discount

"i want to see, what's on sale what's for free"

FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT!
by rudie skankster July 13, 2007
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Senior Discount

The act of inserting semen into a victims ear, then packing it with pubic hairs.

This can also be done in one's nose.
"Dude! Lets give A. Leu a senior discount. He's passed out!"
by Eby November 20, 2006
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discounted major

A discounted major refers to an undergraduate degree that is less strenuous on the student. Such a degree is deemed 'discounted' for its lowered GPA score.

Such degrees are commonly known as MRS degrees; however, discounted majors extend beyond the common MRS degree. Undertakers of discounted majors often have high hopes for law school acceptance, job markets, and a general drive to succeed.

This often leads to painful rejection; they often do not realize that their GPA is lowered by at least half a point when compared to real majors.

Flaunting about a discounted major is like passing a driving exam. You aren't special.
Examples of discounted majors with AGPAs (adjusted GPAs)

Communications: -.5 GPA

Elementary Education: -.5 GPA

Hotel and Restaurant Management: -.5 GPA

Philosophy: -.4 GPA

English: -.35 GPA
by Orlando Acevedo May 12, 2011
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