hillbilly divorce

A state in which a married couple merely separates and dwells in different abodes without the benefit of legal proceedings

"I aint payin' for no lawyer, Billy Bob, so ya jest pack it up "n' move on outta here! We'll jest have to make do with a hillbilly divorce!"

by hootnannie October 22, 2009

No Fault Divorce

A method that allows a more natural percentage marriages to end as they should have before No Fault Divorces were possible.

The divorce rate is around 50% which is the natural percentage today. No Fault Divorce allows people to do what people do. Lack of No Fault Divorce is un-natural and keeps the percentages lower. It is unfortunate that children need to suffer as a result of bad decisions made by adults.

by stepfather who escaped hell July 22, 2009

white wine divorcee

a state of desperation inflicted by a terrible loneliness the only solution of which is to hook up with the room service boy, drink copious amounts of white wine in a bath, and lounge with a luxurious robe

Ladies we're having a white wine divorcee night, tonight. What flavor ice cream should we order for room service.

by west coast alliance February 15, 2009

divorce

The long way round to buy a house for a women you dont like.

by RS February 4, 2003

divorce

A selfish practice, much like abortion, that should be outlawed. Special circumstances should exsist,for exceptions. Getting in the way of "my sex life" isn't one of them.

There's no such thing as a good divorce.

by FrankC March 13, 2004

divorce

A legal seperation of the hearts and assets.

AKA I hate you; it's over; get the fuck out; that is all your shit, the rest is mine, you got too fat, I met someone new.

Tom came home after a 3 day crack binge to find all his clothes piled on his wife's front lawn partially burnt as the police served him a with a restraining order obtained by his crackhead wife who had been on a 5 day binge the week before.

by zeus_daughter2 August 31, 2003

Divorce

The screw-in' you get, for the screw-in' you got!

A way to put out the trash. Grabage costs money to get rid of!

by bob January 5, 2004