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ditty mao

Vietnamese for:

"Hurry up and play Russian Roulette, American filth; I've got bundles of my dirty, cheap-looking money riding on you catching a .38 this time, and if you don't I'll throw you back into your rat-infested river hold, pronto!"

...well, apparently according to the movie 'The Deer Hunter'.
Charlie: "Ditty Mao"
Chris Walken: *sobs, hesitates*
Charlie: "Ditty Mao!" *slaps*
De Niro: "oooohhhh Micky, just do it Mickeyyyy. There are 5 empty chambers!"
Charlie: "MAO!" *SLAPS*
Walken: *sobs, hesitates, CLICK!, sobs*

*etc... until escape is facilitated by the use of 3 bullets; De Niro's feigned insanity; and the cruel, badly-toothed guards' extreme stupidity. BANG BANG BANG!*
by davetwocombs January 9, 2008
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done dizzy

"done deal" (expression of agreement, closing on a contract, declaring a mission accomplished, setting something in stone, game over)
Yo, T-Mac just nailed six consecutive threes. Let's go home, this game is a done dizzy.
by AP EXPLAINZ January 20, 2006
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dizzy lax

similar to dizzy bat, dizzy lax is an activity for the bros. during this activity, the butt end of a lax spoon is removed. (assuming the inside of the spoon is sanitary) the hollow spoon is filled with an alcoholic beverage of choice. the competitor then consumes the alcohol from the hollow of the lax stick. once all traces of alcohol are consumed, the bro proceeds to touch the spoon perpendicular to the ground and spin around it with their head on the butt end of the spoon, of course making sure that their lax pinny does not get tangled and their flow stays intact. After the spinnage is complete, a kind sir or madam will throw a lax bullet at the bro, who will then attempt to catch the ball in their fluffy lax net and proceed to execute a small sprint, possibly throwing mad stunts in (ex. roll dodge, etc). dizzy lax is held in the highest regard to all lax bros. dizzy bat is a thing of the past; it is an activity for wannabe bros who participate in acts of faggotry, such as the frowned-upon sport of "baseball." work hard. party hard.
"hey libby, care to lax?" - Alli
"nahh bro, let's dizzy lax." - Libby
"good idea, i'll get my spoon. you get the brews." - Alli
by broseidon, god of flow June 14, 2010
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ditzel

A word used to describe any part of the body that is not ordinarily appropriate for everyday conversation.
"Susan is always walking down the hall with her ditzels hanging out."
by Cecil Moore September 19, 2006
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Dizzy

an unstable person. It could be physically or mentally.
1. Why are you trippin on your own feet you're dizzy.
2. Why are you lettin ya girl control your life. You're a lil dizzy
by Latoya Lockhart July 18, 2003
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dizzy bat

A drinking game in which the participant chugs a full beer out of the cut off handle end of a wiffle ball bat, while their friends count as 'one-one thousand', etc. Next, the hitter must crouch down and spin one time around for each count of their drinking time, with their forehead placed on the mouthpiece end of the bat, the other end resting on the top of one foot. Upon completion of the determined number of rotations, the pitcher crushes the empty beer can and then pitches it to them. If the participant misses the can, they must then spin around 3 more times and attempt to hit the can again. A normal dizzy bat experience includes face planting, falling in mulch, taking out lawn furniture and/or tiki torches and endangering surrounding spectators. Once more experienced, the participant may engage in dizzy bat 5 or more times in one evening without face planting at all, although this is likely an indication that they are not really giving it their all. In order to craft the perfect dizzy bat, one must carefully cut the end of the bat and shave it smoothly as not to cut the mouth while chugging intensely.
If we're going to play dizzy bat right here, we are definitely going to need some spotters.
by e-bon September 9, 2010
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Ditty Bag

A small bag that contains various odds and ends such as a mirror, flashlight, glue, paper clips, rubber bands, twine, shoe string, bandaids, and tape. The bag is usually taken on a trip, particularly camping, where it can be used for a variety of purposes.
Joe: Oh no, the car won't start.
MacGyver: It's the ignition. I'll use the batteries from the flashlight in my Ditty Bag to start it.

Joe: Oh no, my luggage won't stay together.
MacGyver: Use one of the zip ties in my Ditty Bag to hold it together.

Joe: Oh no, I have a head ache.
MacGyver: I'll give you some of the asprin from my Ditty Bag.

Joe: Oh no, my space suit is leaking.
MacGyver: I'll plug the whole with some of the silly puddy from my Ditty Bag.
by Joe Plumb August 28, 2005
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