Distract Attack

When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.

I must distract attack my child so he will let me change his MOTHERF***ING PANTS!!!

by Super Dad Zach March 1, 2013

Dickstracted

When a female loses her train of thought upon remembering the finest dick she ever saw.

Susan drifted off while talking to her friend, dickstracted by the memory of her encounter the night before.

by SneakyChiefy April 23, 2018

Dickstracted

When you get distracted when a hot guy walks by

Geri is very easily dickstracted.

by BadBitch104 August 2, 2018

Dickstracted

Sidetracked by some amazing dick.

I'm sorry I was late to your graduation.I got dickstracted.

by CasualFuckingChaos August 27, 2020

distraction managment

your here because your stupid ass sister's Grace and Ava wont stop distracting you

I need grace and ava to stfu (DISTRACTION MANAGMENT)

by avaisscrewedup September 9, 2020

erectile distraction

When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:

- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys

.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER

Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?

Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.

Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..

by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018

disgraced

Someone who is a disgrace to our world, who is mean and rude to family and friends, like a Rhianna! Stay away from Rhianna’s

Rhianna is such a disgraced girl!

by Blahfnemskakjerandom December 17, 2017