disturbate

Disturbing somebody while they are masturbating. This usually happens when a guy has a complete hard-on, though far from ejaculation, and someone just pops up into his private space.

(Pat suddenly breaks into the room while Sam is watching porn and stroking his tool.)
Pat: Sam! Sorry to disturbate you but your mother's here.
Sam: WTF!

by virtualvirtue January 16, 2013

disturbisexy

something that makes you uncomfortably horny.

Did you see the size of that dildo she used it was disturbing and hot it was disturbisexy.

Timmy's Grandma is looking good!, She is surprisingly disturbisexy.

by Ryder13 August 18, 2016

Disturbance in the force

In reference to star wars.

It can also be said as "my spody sense is tingling"

A esp or sixth sense a guy has when a hot woman or girl is in proxy

I feel a disturbance in the force.

by Theamazinggeek November 4, 2018

Disturbed Bone

The PTSD like trauma your penis goes through after sexual intercourse with a less than desirable individual.

Brad: I may be desperate but I don't want to get a disturbed bone
Chad: You get used to it.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

*disturbing coughing noise*

Sometimes expressed in text as "HGGGGHGHHGHGHG", irl this sound communicates that the person is dying, inside or outside.

-hey so I found something in your room..
-*disturbing coughing noise*

by Hoooo Boy April 17, 2019

Disturbed

When you are interrupted when you are doing something

I was disturbed when I was watching porn with a girl.
P.S true story:)

by Austin1527 May 8, 2019

disturbating

it is to disturb someone sexualy

your really disturbating me

by apples219 June 3, 2019