dished

To be wasted, usually from bud and beer.

bro1: Yo, can you drive down to the sev?
bro2: Na, dude i'm straight dished.

by sebastian crucial March 25, 2007

Doing the Dishes

Another word for jocking or beign sprung off of someone, Basically means that you like the person so much that they have you doing anything they want you to do. Almost in a check mode way.

Fool, by the way you spoil her like that, it looks like she has you doing the dishes homie.

by izziie123 October 18, 2008

washing the dishes

The act of fisting analy and vaginaly at the same time alternating each fist like a pumping action.

He was fisting both holes like he was washing the dishes

by Cymru am byth January 24, 2008

broken dishes

When a young woman is no longer a virgin.

Bad news bro, that girl you plan to marry already has broken dishes.

by bagohdonuts November 21, 2010

Wash The Dishes

masterbate.

"Hey dude, i'll call you back, I have to "wash the dishes".

by RAWR10101 November 3, 2009

side dishes

The assortment of female friends that a girl brings with her to your party. Typically, some are more appetizing than others.

Hey John, this is a major league sausage fest. When is Ann arriving with those side dishes?

by Argyle! January 12, 2009

the dishes game

A really, really cool awesome super fantastic game invented by the two most awesome ppl on earth where u take part of the lyrics from a song, then the next person has to find a section of lyrics from another song that start with the word the last one ended with. You can't use the same song twice and whoever gets stuck first loses. You generaly play while doing the dishes, thus the name!!

person 1: is there anybody left in here who doesn't wanna be out there, I predict a riot-- riot.

person 2: a riot girl and she's takin on the world, emergency call 911, she's pissed off at everyone-- everyone.

person 1: everyone i love, everyone i care about, they're all gonna wanna know what's wrong with me and i know what it is so im endin this right now-- now.
etc etc etc

by #@$%!dead goddess --loves-- lost cause!%$@# June 3, 2005