digital dead walker

The most horrific example of social media consumption; creating a seemingly mindless, autonomously functioning individual with all attention focused exclusively on the hand-held device interface, at the exclusion of all other surrounding conditions.

Holy shit, did you see that!? Another digital dead walker just bit the dust! This one fell down through an open man hole cover while attempting to cross the street...stupid fuckers.

by YAWA July 1, 2018

Digital Digital Digital Forever

A metaphorical medium similar to DVD in which the recordings of potentially embarrassing actions are physically published, immortalizing their existence. Also used by the acronyms DDDF or D3F.

Inadvertently created by Garrett Hunter, member of internet sketch comedy group Mega64.

"Are you happy there's a video of you pissing about to be sent worldwide?"

"Yeah, well, I put it on YouTube anyway, so now it's on Digital Digital Digital Forever."

by poopfeast420 December 8, 2012

Digital Underground

The act of inserting a finger (the digit) into ones anus (the underground).

The bored husband requested that his wife go digital underground on him during sex.

by OnlyOneAwake February 17, 2018

slippery digit

Get your finger into the mick. Go finger deep in the fish pie. That slippery feeling you get after you've been down town.

So how did last night go Barry, Not bad boys got the slippery digit going down at the park before we went home together.

by sheepshagga February 8, 2019

Digital Crack

A game, web site or electronic device that one becomes obsessed with the use of. For a while, it becomes impossible to put down and you may suffer withdrawal if you have to go without it for any length of time.

urabndictionary.com; Nintendo DS; Resident Evil 4

by Shalroth May 16, 2005

Single-digit IQ

Jokingly describing some one with narrow mind of the world, or have low understanding on everything, or some one with idiotic behaviors or mind. Single-digit refers to a number from 0 to 9.

The guy's got a single-digit IQ, he's full of crap.

by Shirley Lin June 26, 2006

Digital Confidence

Proactive dating to get acquainted digitally before actually meeting. Unusual, yes. Creepy, no.

Rob displayed digital confidence by posting on the wall of "the ultimate girl's night out" searching to meet a woman digitally before meeting them at the actual event. You know, so any awkwardness is avoided.

by Dating Expert March 26, 2012