dickwod

a dickwod is an annoying person

"STFU dickwod"

by Dickwod May 7, 2003

dick wad

An idiot who tries to act smart!

George Bush is such a dick wad.

by ??? May 7, 2005

dickwod

A tissue, piece of cloth, old sock, etc which is used solely for collecting ejaculate. The dickwod acts as a barrier between the penis and the bedsheet/sofa/magazine during masturbation.

I need a new dickwod - this one is almost saturated!

by davard August 16, 2004

Dickwatch

The act of wearing your dick like a wristwatch. Accomplished by stretching your dick over your wrist, as though it were a watch. For added effect a clock face can be drawn on your dick.

-Hey, man, you got the time?
-Hold on, lemme check

*pulls out dickwatch*
-You motherfucker.

by Soldat222 April 5, 2011

dickwatcher

A homosexual man

I caught that guy looking at my cock, he's probably a dick watcher.

by GI Bro June 8, 2004

dick-wad

a person that is really stupid and/or wierd

he is such a dick-wad

by theman102 November 20, 2011

dickwall

The act of placing an obscene amount of poorly-drawn to well-detailed pictures of male genitalia on the door or wall of a girls' dormitory.

Oh my god, you have to come upstairs! Some douche bag just dickwalled us!

by stairs778 August 29, 2010