dicksand

1. the state a man is in when his penis is capable of only slowly penetrating a woman's orifice(s), due to either erectile dysfunction or lack of genital stimulation due to unpleasantly unattractive female partner, etc

Don was not pleased to find that attempting to mount the plump, ginger lady left him knee-deep in dicksand.

by sportsmanbball March 4, 2009

Dicklash

female equivalent of pussywhipped.

"Colleen will never believe he's cheating on her. She's totally dicklashed."

"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week."

by LocoNunca August 19, 2009

Dicklenuts

An affectionate, albeit colloquial way to address another person. A slightly pejorative variation of the term "dude", it implies a mildly dimminutive intent. Especially used after addresse commits some sort of faux pas, or error in reasoning, judgement, or intellect. Used in an informal situation. See:"buttmunch"

"Nice going, dicklenuts!"(sarcastic)

"Hey, dicklenuts- that is my sister you are hitting on!"

"grab me a beer, dicklenuts"

by C-Munz February 10, 2009

Dickwanger

A selfish person who is up his own arse and is incapable of love. He sees himself is superior to everyone but denies it see cunt

"you only care about yourself, your such a dickwanger!"

by Nyancat April 4, 2012

Docklands

Getting so maggot you can't remember how you got there.

Being really drunk

Mate, I'm on my way to docklands.

Babe, keen to go to docklands tonight?

by The mystery shopper March 12, 2017

Dickling

To tickle someone with one's dick.

Suzanne was laughing so hard because Jeremy was dickling her all over.

by stumplump July 23, 2017

Dicklash

When you're sexting one person and having a very serious conversation with another person, prompting an erection and making it go away just as quickly over and over.

"I was sexting my girlfriend while my dad was texting me about my grandma's death and it gave me dicklash."

by ashmoney808 November 8, 2019