Dingle Boppin

When a person goes to move thier bowels, and stay on the toilet long after they are done becuase the get distracted doing something else, i.e. reading, text messaging.

Bob missed the bus becuase he was dingle boppin.

by flapjerk December 9, 2008

Chain Dangle

Chain dangle- the view of a person with a chain while they are having sexual intercourse with you

I want to see your chain dangle over me while we knock boots.

by Turtlesdude February 16, 2020

jaquavious dingleberry demarcus obamnus goofatron the 3rd

the goofiest name of them all

ayo who tf goofy ass name is jaquavious dingleberry demarcus obamnus goofatron the 3rd

by jaquavious goofatron May 9, 2022

Strangle the Dangle

Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.

Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle.

by DaBigs11 July 8, 2009

dingleberry grove

The portion of the human body located between the sex organs and the anus; the perineum. Also commonly known as the taint. So named because the coarse pubic hairs that grow in this area tend to collect and hold onto clumped bits of toilet tissue and human excrement (known as a dingleberry), much like fruit growing on a bush.

You're not getting into bed until you hit the shower and wash those crumbs outta your dingleberry grove...I ain't doing an extra load of laundry in the morning!

by Sean Wilkinson April 2, 2003

Dingle Dangle

Dingle Dangle occurs when one swallows a hair for it later to be digested and pooped out. This is where the Dingle Berries attach themselves to the hair, finally creating the Dingle Dangle (dangling of dingle berries).

Wow Nan, you should have seen my Dingle Dangle last night. The amount of berries on that bad boy...

by MasterOfTurds January 27, 2019

dingle berry

A Big ball of shit hanging down from your ass hair!

Execuse me sir, you got a dingle berry comin' out your butt.

by BIFFY February 21, 2004