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Carson Dials

All around dick nugget loves to have fun with friends. Has a good personality and a huge dick. Loves fuckin da hoes and eatin good pussy. If you piss him off he’lol scuolve you in the taint. He likes to say nigger and beats off 3 to 4 times a day. Funny as hell and has good memes but is sensitive when it comes to girls. This nigga loves sweetarts and hitting da juul. He beat beat beats the fuck out of his dick. He is an all around chode lickin ass fuckin nigger dick suckin faggot.
I love Carson Dials that chode ass nigga beatin dick scuolvin cunt lickin fuck faced faggot
by chodebitch555 September 29, 2019
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dial 0

when they ask me for my number i dont hit em with the digits. i just tell em "Dial 0 that's how many fucks are given"
by karab March 30, 2015
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dial-a-doper

A dial-a-doper is a street-level member of a drug organization, the one who takes calls from customers, then drives to a location to make the exchange.
I'm running short of stuff, time to call the dial-a-doper..
by Concerned citizen II November 16, 2009
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Diq dialed

The act of accidentally calling someone while your cell phone is in your front pocket and apparently pressed up against your shaft or head of your diq!
I put my iPhone in my front pocket and diq dialed Lisa, I'm just glad it my diq didn't dial Jack, my interior designer!
by BradBigs February 3, 2010
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Purse Dial

A call made because we chose to choose an iPhone or some other touch screen technology. Typically happens at inappropriate hours to all the wrong people. Hours vary but invariably late at night when one has iPhone in pocket having good times.
OMG dude! Did you just purse dial me at 3:00 am? My wife picked it up. We are through.
by Kit Snickers July 19, 2010
mugGet the Purse Dialmug.

dial pad

me: i want one pone to be elifve to meet ou
except the tyhping isn't making sense
3:15 AM and your number
i can dial pad it
better than this shit
give me nubmers
3:16 AM PHIL
i AM COLD
by I AM COLD April 16, 2009
mugGet the dial padmug.

Dial Drones

People who are addicted to talking on their cell phones
When ordering a cappucino at a cafe, dial drones multitask by making a call while they order
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