You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!
I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.
To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like
To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like
by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021
My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
by iamawaitingdeath March 09, 2023
I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)
by Stupid Af July 23, 2021
If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"
example:
Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*
Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*
Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*
Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*
by fuckingweirdshit January 05, 2025
by Idc_biss✨⌐■_■ January 27, 2022
Human 1: i have a dog in my house
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker
by Makayu February 07, 2022
by gyratinglefteyebrow October 10, 2023