Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.

This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.

"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...

(Two Days Later)

"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...

(24 Hours Later)

"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...

(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)

by Sargeant Doakes November 4, 2009

Dee Dee from Dexter's labortory

Insane blonde thing from the show Dexter's labortory. SHe has a secret crush-er (who crushes on her) named Mandark

Try using "Dee-Dee" In a sentence with a crazy monotone to your voice

DEE-DEEEEEE....(and drag out the ee's)

by Banana April 16, 2005

dexter

just an idiot

your such a dexter

by lololololwillnehassquarehead May 14, 2020

dexter

man that is the best at geometry dash and his dick is pretty big

did u see dexter today he showed me his geometry dash

by ruburmom December 4, 2021

Dexterity

Something that you should never level up. And if you do, never tell anyone.

Person 1: Hey, I leveled up my dexterity to wield the uchigatana!
Person 2: *beats up person 1 for being a pussy*

by Zaite January 19, 2024

Dexter

An attractive person and lovable. He's not only attractive but also irresistible. He may be awkward at times, but whenever he's around with someone close to him, he doesn't take himself seriously, and is happy to be the pun of everyone's joke. He's also a listener. He doesn't interrupt and follows the rule that 75% of the time should be listening vs. talking. Lastly, he challenges himself to be a better man. He truly understands to overcome one's own self is better than competing with anyone else.

Many women adore him. He's really Dexter.

by dattebayooo June 9, 2021

Dexter Hyde

Literally the nicest funniest guy you will ever meet. Hes so clever and athletic yet he never lets anything affect his humble ego. He knows exactly what he wants tho so no it may not end up going to plan. Don't ever let him go tho gng, keep him in ur life even if it's just friends.

Person 1: 'who's that coming down the corridor?'
Person 2: 'oh that's Dexter Hyde, we've been friends for ages but I've liked him for years.'

by whydoilikehimsomuchvro April 30, 2025