Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.

I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016

tiajuana dessert

When you go to take a shit that ends up being so horrid, so unsatisfying, and so messy that you decide you need to take a shower afterward. Not an instance where you were planning on taking a shower anyway.

I was late to my date with Maria because I got stuck with a Tiajuana dessert

by Ringojoe December 22, 2018

Des's Cave

3 Guys fit in and she looks "surprised" they all fit in with room to spare

Did you see Facebook? Everyone went on a hike and they all ended in Des's Cave.

by HikingAnonymous August 11, 2019

Just Desserts

When a girl kisses you immediately after she swallows your load.

Jan: "So, did Greg make you swallow again last night?"
Marcia: "Yeah, but I kissed him right after, ha."
Jan: "Sounds like he got his just desserts, hahaha."

by Doc Irysch December 24, 2009

canadian dessert

Attractive girl in yellow pants.

Damn Alexandra, I'm ready for my candain dessert once we get back to your place!

by NANA HAZELSTUFF April 6, 2005

Dessian

A word which is an synonym to the word n00b. If one is a severe n00b, they may also be referred to as Dessian

"Dude, these Dessian's in the Mocospace Role Play Forum are annoying. Let's go Warrior-of-Light on their ass." ( See Warrior -of-Light

by Itaminomics August 21, 2010

Dessert Slut

Dessert Slut: Someone who is virtuous in every way, until the dessert cart is rolled out.

She doesn't drink, smoke or swear, but put a piece of pie in front of her and she turns into a real dessert slut.

by Rickdb April 26, 2011