Defaceatated

One to be without their face; To instantly lose your face

Cody WatsondefaceatatedKatie Watson by peggin her with a football

by nutkrunch January 13, 2010

defecable

To easily shit something out

I got so happy after we won the game food was so defecable!

by TAKAHATA101 January 12, 2016

defactable

An unaccounted influence or circumstance witch contributes to an unwanted results

The condition of an object can come into question where time is defactable

by Raccoon of words November 5, 2018

ceramic defecatorium

Ironic rendition of the phrase "brick shithouse".

Dude, she's built like a ceramic defecatorium.

by postmachoguy January 20, 2009

synchro-defecation cycle

The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.

Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"

by g1bs0n June 2, 2011

Attention Deficate Disorder

The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc

I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder

by MooseMan7 August 14, 2012

Humongous Defacus

Dying from giving a large amount of shit

"Bro, you hear about that guy who took a humongous Defacus from eating too much?"

by R34L3ST April 23, 2020