Dinero Deficit Disorder

Deep depression caused by chronic lack of money.

My shrink says I have Dinero Deficit Disorder. I went broke paying him for therapy.

by Two Hep Cats November 20, 2010

in a delicate state of health

somebody is pregnent

In Prison Break, some guy says 'i'm in a delicate state of health'. That means she is pregnent.

by Baoer December 30, 2006

dedit

a word used to emphasise an embarrasing moment or an insult.

you fall off a skateboard, your friend screams "dedit!"

by terradactyl July 16, 2007

attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB)

A person with an attention span less than one second due to chronic masturbation, video gaming and schnauzer banging as a youth. People with this condition can't even commit to taking a shit when they are already on the toilet. The only way to grab their attention is to talk about fakies, jeeps, weed or seven different kinds of smoke.

Brah, my boss's attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) is off the charts. He was spanking his monkey the other day and he forgot what he was doing!

by Granuppie January 13, 2010

Text Deficiency Syndrome

A disease in which someone takes an unusually long time to respond to a text. This is normally characterized with a response length of 10+ minutes

Sometimes abbreviated 'TDS', text deficiency syndrome can be tested for and diagnosed fairly easily with today's technology.

Guy #1: "Hey, I think Jennifer may like you, do you think you are going to pursue her?"

Guy #2: "I don't know man, I sent her a text over an hour ago and still haven't gotten a response yet. I'm pretty sure she has text deficiency syndrome."

Guy #1: " Yeah, I don't think I could ever date a girl with TDS".

by JcCongo March 9, 2010

LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder

Lazy disorder that is associated with not doing any activities.

I went to the doctor and told him that I sit at home all day on the couch in my boxers and he diagnosed me with LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder.

by Wild Bor December 27, 2008

Deichmann

A blonde or faggot kid who enjoys long alone afternoons doing close to nothing. He has some friends, and many like him. He also enjoys fresh air maybe riding a bike to school or out with his family. Most of the days he is hidden away from people in a closed house. Has parents that frequently don;t let him do shit.

I feel so bad for that kid he's such a Deichmann

Look at the guy on the bike he's probably a Deichmann

by Trent Robertson July 22, 2010