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Delingpole

A long, thin appendage of truth upon which false prophets are gibbeted for the amusement of the thinking public.

From James Delingpole, British newspaper columnist and anti-global warming alarmist.
In a perfect world, Al Gore would be tied to the highest delingpole on the outskirts of town, as a warning to those who seek to profit from public hysteria.
by minamisan September 13, 2011
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Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked
by Andy April 20, 2004
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Dualing Chubi

-holy shiv allie chipkin is a dualing chubi!
by Your mom mom January 10, 2009
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deyling

An amazing person who is the best best friend u could ever have. She is pretty, kind, and will always be there for you. She may annoy sometimes and hit u but that’s what best friends do. You deal with them no matter what happens. If u ever know a girl named Deyling then keep here in your life. You will need her. Cherish all moments with her
Yo was that ur best friend Deyling.
Yeah she’s amazing and the best person I’ve ever met
by That Black guy27 April 17, 2019
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Chunk dialing

When a person vomits from being drunk, and the barf chunks hit the numbers on the phone and dial a random number.
A: Hello?

B: ...

A: Hello???

B: graaaugh!!!

A: OMG! Eww! Are you chunk dialing me?

*NEXT DAY*

C: Dude, this hot chick at the bar was totally chunk dialing people last night. It was disgusting.
by PnB February 15, 2010
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Deaning

When one creates a ridiculous story to cover up for stealing your stuff and/or jacking your belongings.
Almost always followed by a subject change.
dude i know you stole my bike dont be deaning me!!!
by Vincent pappalardo December 7, 2010
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deadington

finding something so hilarious you are dead, and in your own town called deadington.
"Bruh last night was so funny, I'm literally deadington"
by k berry February 11, 2017
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