cherry danish

When a man pops it off in a girl's face and then jacks her in the nose and then smears it around - looks like a cherry danish!!

Right after I gave Emily a cherry danish, she shut her mouth!!

by Cooter April 20, 2005

Danish Swearwords

A Danish word which is frowned upon.

For satan din fede idiot.
For fuck sake you fat idiot.
Danish Swearwords

by pis LORT FUCK DIN MOR June 11, 2018

Danish Kringle

External cum shot; Act of ejaculating on an anus and having the semen present on it. Similar too a Creampie the main difference being the cum is shot on to instead of in strictly an anus.

"... then pulling out and finishing right on their asshole, i had created the perfect Danish Kringle!"

by Dankest memer 420 December 18, 2018

danish thimble

When a man is vaginally fingering a woman and discovers a used condom full of semen inside her.

"So what happen with you and Susie?" "Man nothing. That bitch hit me with a Danish Thimble."

by TRAPDD November 29, 2013

Danish Handshake

A sexual, and extremely disturbing sexual act, in which you fist a girl in her vagina so hard, that her intestines play peekaboo throughout her asshole.

See fisting.

"I gave that bitch a danish handshake before she dumped me. LOLz0rzroflmaomg!11!"

by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009

danish surprise

A Danish Surprise is the act of farting on someone's pillow.

While my wife got up to use the bathroom, I gave her a danish surprise before she returned.

by Bonkj October 10, 2013

Danish Strudel

The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.

Terry: "Yo' Dave! I just Danish Strudeled fat Jane!"

Dave: "You sick fuck Terry."

by El Hombre' July 5, 2012