Dad 

The absence of matter.

Matter that is not there.

Something that is not a part of your existence.

Hey Dad,

*No Response*

Dad by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021

Dad 

Where is he?

Dad never came back with milk

Dad by s3thums December 17, 2021

Dad 

Biggest scam EVER!!!

I went shopping for milk and the isle was clearly *recognisable* from far.

You know my dad? Well I don’t. Boy never returned with milk!

Dad by Got.Answers December 31, 2021

dad 

someone who blame his fault on u and thinks everything he does is right and everything u do is wrong

my dad doesnt hate me ofc

dad by t.tiana January 2, 2022

Dad 

Rude-careless-grumpy

Me:*goes to sleep late*
Dad in the morning: "WAKE YOUR A** UP RIGHT NOW" YOUR NOT DOING THIS SHIT HERE" GO TO YOUR MOMS YOU LOST CAUSE!!!"

Dad by anonymous January 12, 2022

dad 

someone who went to get milk and didn't come back

ayo dude, it's been 3 years and my dad hasn't come back with the goddamn milk!

dad by AugustTheHornyInventor January 28, 2022

dad 

A man who left you 12 years ago and never came with the milk...

YO DID YOU FIND dad?
you: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

dad by dad(real) March 1, 2022