Dad

Something that black people dont have

White guy-Your mum gey xd
Black guy- Your dad lesbian
White guy- At least I have a dad
Black guy-...
White guy- Stupid Nigger

by Nigger_Faggot69 May 28, 2018

Dad

A male that is particularly good looking and/or attractive.

“That guy is so hot!”
“Omg you’re right! He’s such a dad!”

by Pickle_3000 December 14, 2017

dad

gone

dad went to get the milk 15 years ago

by epic cool kid February 27, 2019

The DADS

The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.

"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"

by Devin B June 13, 2006

dads

Having the major shits after a night out at the bar, otherwise known as the "Day After Drinking Shits". Usually used by college girls and guys who nonchalantly want to let their friends know that they're really feeling the hangover the morning after, just not their usually hangover.

Kayla: Holy crap you guys, what happened last night?
Allie: I'm not sure but it must have been fun cause I totally have dads.

by Alladee March 26, 2015

dad

HE'S NEVER COMING BACK

dad: I'm going to the gas station brb
me: lmao ok
*15 years later*
still not home

by Duyaesfiuvlbas gisg February 28, 2019

such a dad

A guy that us super hot and everyone loves

That guy is "such a dad "

by Heyyyyyyoooooooooooo October 5, 2017