1. A team sport which consists in throwing a ball at one's opponents and avoiding being hit.
2. The only thing George W. Bush seems not to suck at.
2. The only thing George W. Bush seems not to suck at.
1. Normal kid: Hey wussy! I can't wait to beat the hell out of you at dodgeball today!
Nerdy kid: Well I'll get my revenge when I'm your boss in 15 years!
Normal kid: Then I'd better finish you off.
2. "See how I dodged that shoe? Now everyone knows how I graduated from elementary school." -- Famous douchebag
Nerdy kid: Well I'll get my revenge when I'm your boss in 15 years!
Normal kid: Then I'd better finish you off.
2. "See how I dodged that shoe? Now everyone knows how I graduated from elementary school." -- Famous douchebag
by Yet another random guy December 21, 2008
Get the dodgeball mug.1. A game played most often in middle-school gym class. Usually fun, although often ends up to the social exclusion of nerds, dorks, etc. Can also be very painful to play. Essentially, people throw foam or rubber balls at the people on the other team. If you're hit, you're out,if you catch it, the thrower is out. Usually enjoyed by jocks and athletic people. Un-athletic people, such as myself, always leave the dodge ball field to a stream of boos and "You suck for being a wimp!"s. It's still damn fun, though. Is currently being banned from many schools.
2. The balls used in said game.
2. The balls used in said game.
1.
Nerd: *Throws ball*
Jock: *catches ball easily* YOU SUCK, WIMP!
Nerd: *leaves field*
Nerd's team: YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME! LOSER!
2.
I got a concussion because I was hit with a dodgeball thrown at the speed of light by that jock over there.
Nerd: *Throws ball*
Jock: *catches ball easily* YOU SUCK, WIMP!
Nerd: *leaves field*
Nerd's team: YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME! LOSER!
2.
I got a concussion because I was hit with a dodgeball thrown at the speed of light by that jock over there.
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