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Doggo-Theist

The idiot's religion. Would literally murder children if the Bible or Quran told him to do so. Completely indoctrinated and usually is anti-veganism because he believes God created animals for him to factory farm. Probably doesn't believe in science or vaccines and thinks the earth is literally 6000 years old and flat because it says so in his book.
Yeah, Todd is a real doggo-theist, I'd steer clear of him or he might try to steal your foreskin.
by jerry3242 June 24, 2024
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Doggo-Atheist

The atheism of the common bloke. Believes that he doesn't have to explain why he doesn't believe in God because the burden of proof is on Christians to demonstrate their God first. Doesn't believe in God, but believes "Interdimensional entities" instead. Believes that aliens "obviously exist" but God "Obviously doesn't exist". Continues to eat meat as religious people do, yet condemns the Bible for immorality. Swears every 3 seconds. Is following satanic pages on social media and thinks he is a demon but then turns around and says God and demons dont exist. Believes that calling himself an atheist actually makes him smarter than other people, even other atheists. Interjects between two christians having a normal conversation to argue about Christianity. Thinks that Sam harris is the smartest man on earth. Cannot demonstrate that God does not exist, yet claims that his atheism is a scientific fact. Thinks its evil for white people to be racist, but gets happy when white people face racism. Want's his son to be groomed into transgenderism. Gets happy when Tyrone f's his mum. Ignores the fact that Steven Hawking was at epstien Island and continues to quote him. Worships Biden as God on earth.
"Sebastian is talking about how Christianity is fake again."

"Yeah, hes a real doggo-atheist."
by jerry3242 June 24, 2024
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Lie Doggo

British slang meaning to hide and keep quiet, possibly deriving from the phrase let sleeping dogs lie in the sense of not making a noise or causing a disturbance. It probably originating in the 19th Century, and was used by poachers who would hide and keep quiet in order to snare rabbits or to avoid being found by gamekeepers and their dogs.
If we just lie doggo for a bit, he’ll go away.
by AKACroatalin October 19, 2016
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Laying doggo

Nigel was laying doggo for a day after the public crawl!
by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016
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sweaty doggo

by BabyFondler28228 May 26, 2018
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snip snap doggo

A snip snap doggo is an extra spooky reptile long tail doggo that snip and snaps but not at the same time it will never say bork or borf only big ol' puppers and extra small doggos.
by BIG OL DADIE June 16, 2017
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Common Doggo

Common Doggo (meme noun) Caw•man Daw•g•go
A common doggo is part of the many varieties of doggos. But common doggos are more abundant than special doggos. Common doggos often include doggos such as Shiba Inu.
Person 1: Wow that's a common doggo
Person 2: He's a good boy
by DoggoSaysBork June 4, 2017
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