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Dyslexicography

The act of writing wrong dictionaries, with results usually displayed on English-language street signs in non English-speaking countries or poorly-translated product labels
Dyslexicography examples include: ''WORKING VEIHCLE ENTERY AND EXIT '(Israel); 'PLEASE PAY YOUR PARKING FEE BEFORE EXISTING' (Israel); ''DEFORMED MAN TOILET' (China); 'ERECTION IN PROGRESS '(China) ; 'CHOCOLATE SPREAD IS PERFECT FOR FEELING SANDWICHES'
by sid_sloth June 29, 2016
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dyslexcia

The term used when a person is unable to or finds difficulty in reading because the letters get confused in their head.
Thre ist smthng rong wih this sentnce, can yoi gess wht is it? Its caled dyslexcia.
by Arthenaux May 13, 2016
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Dyslexthick

A cross between dyslexia and general stupidity. Even if the words didn't dance around the page for you, you would still be a moron.
"George is dyslexthick. Even if he has a writer in the exam he still wont know any of the answers."
by Wyatt Quank November 1, 2016
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Disexpectations

The feeling of not ever living up to an expectation or standard from a person of higher authority. The pressure becomes more excruciating than ever before, as one constantly tries their hardest to persuade the higher power of society that they are NOT worthless or inept of talent, but that they have that untapped potential of becoming exceptional. Unfortunately, the higher power strongly denies that this person made a change at all, and still views the person as one who will never grow or change. The pressure from this higher authority are like rain drops on the poor person's head, and at this instance, this person is in a tropical storm full of doubts and disexpectations. The character struggles to find a solution, because a solution with this higher power is about as probable as a pig flying from his constricted pen to the beautiful, free world. The character wants to be like the pig, and escape from the grasps of the higher authority. However, he cannot, because of his many disexpectations .
Because of his many disexpectations from the Baltimore Ravens, Joe Flacco has been constantly doubting himself, leading to his low self-esteem.
by amath80 August 27, 2018
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Dyslexia

Is a reading and Writing disorder that millions of people live with. Dyslexia is mostly found out of 1 and 5 kids.
Dyslexia is not a disadvantage but it is my super power. I have know about it since I was in 1 grade I was bright and smart but it was had for me.Now I go to a school to help me and I am reading on a 8 grade leave in 6 grade.So dyslexia might seem bad but it is really your super power.
by Do kind be happy December 29, 2019
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Dyslexic by accident

Somebody who misreads something
"Don't judge him, he's dyslexic by accident"
by KP2003 March 25, 2020
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Dishlexia

noun ~ a general term involving difficulty in learning to put dishes in the dishwasher. Especially when the dishwasher is empty.
Sally suffered from DISHLEXIA ; her mother was frustrated to no end when a dirty dish was placed on the counter or in the sink when the dishwasher was empty and ready to receive it.
by SherPkSeana April 24, 2020
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