dildo

A plastic item used in the place of a dick by women.all men envy it because it is bigger than theirs will ever be.Women loveit because it works a treat.

Angela used a dildo yesterday because John weren't going to have sex with her

by expertno1 June 22, 2014

dildo

Someone who has their head up ones ass.

Quit being such a dildo, your getting corn in your hair.

by dildinator April 16, 2003

dildo

Hamtaro's favorite weapon,except his are generally metal,and barbed. The kind you buy in naughty stores aren't often capable of torture and mutilation.

Cartman: Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
Cartman's Mom: Well I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!

by 0niTTRay October 04, 2003

dildo

Sumthing that girls use all the fucking time....They dont stop either...
Cassie:Adam ur dicks to small..wheres my dildo?
Adam: Wtf!?

OOh nice big dildo I LUV IT

by Nigga Ali March 15, 2005

dildo

An endearment used between two women that are friends.

Amy is my dildo.

by Amie April 10, 2004

Dildo

The name you call your boyfriend/lover when all he is good for is sex.

You're my dildo

by sexigurrl February 05, 2015

Dildo

An object used by many to pleasure different holes in their body.

It is also a way of describing a person who loves to fuck you over while you're not expecting it.

1.Marcy:"Sir, what is a dildo? I was playing with a stick & a bunch of older kids asked me if the stick was my own home made dildo."
Teacher:"A dildo is a toy ,adults like me, like to use for pleasure. But I bet your small hands can do the job."

2.Marcie:"Fuck man, my parents keep taking away money from my weekly allowance for no reason! So I bent over & exposed my asshole , told them they where a bunch of dildos & if they wanted to keep fucking me over I'll just make it easier by bending over for them.

by BrocolisHunter69 February 03, 2018