dildo

dil·do also dil·doe (dld)
n. pl. dil·dos, also dil·does

1. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.

2. Can also be used to describe an awesome relationship with someone, or anything thats positive in nature.

1. My boyfriend is away on vacation so I'll be sure to get some good use out of my dildo.

2. Amie is my dildo, muic is my dildo.

by Kitty April 19, 2004

dildo

the best thing that happened to the human race...shove in a female vagina (or anus) or a male anus.

1 She broke up with her boyfriend because his penis was too small to her dildo

2 He shoved the big black dildo in his anus with great pleasure and kept at it all night

by tiffboobs June 6, 2009

dildo

Similar to a reference to a guy as a tool, but thinks he can get laid. Usually rejected or played by women. Too concerned about what women think to enter reality.

That guys a fucking dildo.

by leonardishere July 6, 2011

Dildo

What you use for satisfaction when you're not getting the D, or if you're kinky

It feels good when a dildo is shoved into my ass

by bouquet_of_whoopsie_daisies December 3, 2016

dildo

a rubber device shaped like an erect penis. It may be used in place of a missing game piece.

"Yes, that is indeed a dildoI use as a substitute for the missing chessman,"said Robert.

by JMC70 August 25, 2017

Dildo

A wooden instrument shaped like a penis to be shoved up the arse or vagina

I shoved the dildo in so far that I started to bleed

by Anonymous Piglet 44569 October 2, 2017

Dildo

A large piece of plastic resembling a penis used to give females orgasms without men

1.Check your mums draw ;)

by Quinn Fitzpatrick August 31, 2005