Dildocracy

The government form in which the head dildocrat forces a society to his/her dickish ways.

Yeah, the Republic of Vachina is a total Dildocracy.

by solidejake November 3, 2010

dildogging

Making use of an aroused male dog's anatomy for sexual pleasure as if it were a dildo

";I've not seen Mary for a while."
"Probably won't be out tonight either, I heard her dildogging in her bedroom with her labradoor."

by B0b the Destroyer November 23, 2011

dildo

Cartman's Cat in South Park

Cartman: Mom, Kitty's being a dildo!!!
Carman's Mom: Then I know a certain little kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.

by Fonzeh July 27, 2004

pink dildo

1. a women's "dick"

1. Reference in "Nardwuar vs. Cardi B" at 9:25 min
"I want to tell the people out there that thank you for supporting me. And if you don't, suck my dick and I know you think because I'm a women, I don't have a dick. BUT I have a pink dildo in my dresser" - Cardi B

by FATEYEBROWS June 27, 2018

Dildog

The usage of a dog's erect penis as a dildo, instead of letting the dog do his "natural" doggystyle thing with a human.
The penis is often bent backwards between the dog's legs and the "receiving end" ends up But to But with the dog..

Dildog is a cheap way of making porn movies, and does not involve any of the true passion associated with animalsex.

"Betty used the dog like a dildo, sticking it in her like a dildo and using her hand to move it."

by Mrdeath January 15, 2004

Dildoid

A person who posesses all of the characteristics of a dildo but none of the usefulness.

Colin Powell is sort of okay but Donald Rumsfeld is a real dildoid.

by SofaShark November 17, 2003

evil dildo

A hidden track at the end of Burger Queen by Placebo. The story behind it is that Brian Molko forgot to take his name out of the phonebook after the first Placebo album was realeased and there was a message on his answer machine with a sort of Steven Hawking voice. It's a creepy song.

"Hey motherf**ker, I'm after you. I know where you live.

I will f**k you up the ass and I will sneak into your room and cut your cock off and stuff it in my mouth and chew it up with my little teeth"

hmm evil dildo

by _Katie_ May 30, 2006