Cummingly

When something is done with the intentions of cumming.

Joe Biden looked cummingly at this wife

by fghfdsffghjklnjhg July 28, 2021

computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 9, 2021

Cummoning

the act of ejaculating with intent of the excretion to land on someone or something

“Whatcha doing?”

“Cummoning.”
“Ahh you on grindr again.”

by Jj0909 August 21, 2021

#cumbustingunderthestress

#cumbustingunderthestress
pronounced: (hashtag-cumbusting-under-the-stress)

meaning: when your brain is overflowing with stress and you want to *bleh*

you: how are you feeling?
me: I am #cumbustingunderthestress

by max/seb September 21, 2021

cummilingus

the sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a luscious lady and simultaneous jerking off when they both orgasms he cums all over her stomach.

I love a good day of cummilingus. It gets me get off when he preforms cunnilingus on me while jerking off on me and cumming on me. this act of cummilingus is an epic dual orgasm.

by HBombD June 13, 2022

Cummings Cuck

A 46 year old burly man who identifies as a 5th year apprentice. He does not like to be watched, he only likes to watch.

**Caution do not mistake this cuck for a kook.**

Hey Jack! What ever happened to Mr. Snuffleupagus? He was a real Cummings Cuck!

by ah94 March 8, 2023

Christophe Cummings

Frencie!!! He plays soccer, the clarinet, and the bass clarinet! He thinks that no one likes him, but I think he is wrong!

Christophe Cummings : "No one likes me! I hate (insert subject of conversation here) ! Go away

You : STOP IT FRENCHIE!!!!!

by That Band Girl May 4, 2010