Chinese Crying Mantis

During sexual intercourse, while having a threesome, one man (engaging in vaginal sex) puts the woman in a full nelson while the other man (or woman) pulls on the legs of the first woman, causing enormous pain to the woman's vagina.

Me, Katie and Dave tried the Chinese Crying Mantis last night. Katie was screaming her fucking head off!

by Will and jjj August 19, 2008

Crying

A thing you do when you are sad it will most likely happen if you are sad for a while
A thing you can cause on accident or on purpose
Something that can also be caused by gagging

On purpose
Fake Gagging
On accident
Real gagging can cause crying

by Random human from the internet May 5, 2020

crying like a bitch

When one of your friends is whining so much that you stop at the store to buy him a tampon.

Man, Sal was crying like a bitch. That fool needs to man up and grow a pair.

by ElCapaz October 30, 2017

for crying out the upstairs window

Exclamation used by the elderly to express urgency, annoyance, anger, etc...

see for pete's sake
modern translation: for fuck's sake

For crying out the upstairs window, I haven't paid $40 for a handjob since the great depression!

by kdhoffma September 1, 2008

crying dragon

When about to unload in the back of someones girlfriends mouth, pull her hard onto your member and then reach down and pinch her nose.... This will cause your flim to search for an exit when she begins to gag... Only spot left will be her eyes.... Hence, A Crying Dragon... This is far worse than an angry dragon, but the gal will be blinded for a few moments giving you time to vacate...

Sheot, angry dragons are a dime a dozen, want to give her a special treat???? Lay a crying dragon on her...

by johny drama September 13, 2010

Far Crying

when someone is bitching or crying over something stupid and that person loves the game far cry 2

six: C'mon man! that's bullshit he's just a newb using the host shotgun

me: six stop far crying!

six: Gore im going to slapped you so hard if you keep saying that!

me: you're far crying

six:fuck off!

me:HAHAHA!

by Da Gory masta June 20, 2010

crying clown

A sexual act revealed to me by Tré Cool of Green Day. As a girl wearing heavy makeup (most importantly mascara), finishes giving you head, you blow your load in her eye and then rub it in with your dick. This causes her to cry and the effect of dripping mascara leads her to look like a Crying Clown.

Me: Remember that bitch from the golf course, Tré?
Tré: Yeah I gave that bitch the crying clown.

by Michael vdB November 3, 2007