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Chaw Cruise

The act of driving around or "cruising" with a group of friends while chewing tobacco. Chaw cruises can last from a short as half an hour to as long as a 5 hours. Usually accompanied with the "chaw cruise CD" which consists of mostly rap and hip/hop music.
Friend 1 - Dude what do you want to do tonite?
Friend 2 - I'm thinkin a chaw cruise.
Friend 3 - Hell yeah, i could go for a chaw cruise, just let me grab the CD.
by chawcruiser1 October 4, 2009
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Poop Cruise

An infamous cruise from St. Maarten to Mobile in 2013 during which power was lost and passengers started pooping all over the ship.
My Aunt and Uncle were on the Poop Cruise.
by American Expressed April 11, 2013
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tom cruise

stupid scientologist who does make good movies but is totally uneducated in the ways of the world.
Sally: Have you heard Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting married??!!

Bob: Yeah, I always knew they were both fullashit.
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tom cruise

Tom Cruise is exceptionally homosexual
by Masterstyle October 12, 2006
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tom cruise

Verb- the act of pretending to know more about a subject than one actually does.
Dude, don't tom cruise me on cellular biology, cause i know you don't know shit about it.
by Zach Dierks December 9, 2008
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Tom Cruise

v. to act like a complete dick, to believe oneself to be God's gift to mankind, to be arrogant mixed with retardation.
- often abreviated to TC.
Quote: "To Tom Cruise or not to Tom Cruise that is the dusch bag's question."

Man 1: My neigbor has be TC'n it to much lately.
Man 2: Yo man I'll suplex him if he be TC'n to much
by John Faucett June 10, 2008
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