crotchateria

Where you wash crotches.

Where you tell someone to go that’s being crotchety.

You need to go take a squat at the Crotchateria.

by AlliDaug July 21, 2022

crotchety

Bill Nye in an airport.

"Bill was looking so old and angry, well old isn't the right word-"
"Crotchety."
"Yeah, crotchety"

by MerBudd March 15, 2023

Cootchie

A term used to in place of “vagina.” Also a name you would call a woman who tends to get around with many different sexual partners.

Example #1 - Hey girl your cootchie is smelling like fish. You may want to go wash it.

Example #2 - Make sure you wipe your cootchie from front to back after you pee.

Example #3 - Tell that lil coochie to stay away from my man or we gonna have problems.

by SusieQ Ball February 26, 2025

crotchet

A quarter note.

There is a cooler name for a "quarter note" which you may hear in the UK: a "crotchet."
The UK has so many weird names for note values.

by !!--Mack_Mulligan--!! December 6, 2025

bone croatcher

Originally a term used to describe a female who readily engages in intercourse with another woman's man. Literally encroatching on claimed genitalia. The term has since lost its gender specificity and can be used to indicate anyone, male or female who tries to get with a friend's sexual partner.

That bone croatcher skeezer Shelly got caught blowing Kevin in the back of his van as soon as Vida left the club.

by croatcher November 20, 2010

gravy crotchet

Its that thing where you take leftover Thanksgiving turkey gravy and pour it on your dick and then a girl sucks it off while you whistle the Davey Crockett theme song.

Mike: What'd you do with your leftovers bro?
Ted: Gravy Crotchett
Mike: Nice dude

by Kimbeardactyl December 23, 2013

Getting crotched

When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons

Last night I was getting crotched by that floozie

by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023