crooked head syndrome

When an individual develops a slight curve in his or her neck making it appear the head is crooked. May progressively get worse until head is parallel to the ground. Usually making an individual less attractive. Depression often pairs with crooked head syndrome.

Look at that girl she has crooked head syndrome.

Missy has severe crooked head syndrome.

by Craigadon September 15, 2009

Cook it up

To start something and to get it done quickly

Cook it up in the bathroom so you get to class faster

by Dagthefam November 3, 2018

Maid & Cook combo

What a woman becomes when you marry her. A woman's place.

Jenny was a smoking hot cheerleader. Then i married her and she became my Maid & Cook combo.

by DaBoss971 October 8, 2011

Algonquin Slow Cooker

Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.

Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.

by Raul (comes out at night) January 12, 2012

Woofy Cooker

"A term used to describe a girl with a smelly cunt/vagina".

This term is often associated with females that have bad vaginal hygiene, specifically resulting in an unpleasant odor leaching from the vagina region, generally of the off fish variety. If a girl has a Woofy Cooker, it is strongly suggested that one does not engage in the giving of oral sex (this condition does not hinder recieving).

It is statistically proven that blood nuts (women with red hair) are more prone to suffer from this condition.

1) "I bet that chick has a Woofy Cooker".

2) "I went down on that chick I picked up last night.....Woofy Cooker".

by Forbaroo October 11, 2006

Crooks and nannies

When a person is stoned out of their mind they will say this word when refering to a small crevice within a object

Don't forget to clean all of the crooks and nannies in that ceiling fan.

by The X stoner-in-law January 7, 2009

jamie cook

Plays guitar in british indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys.

Jamie Cook = hotness...

by Lily .. June 29, 2006