A gentlemans sport. Brilliantly concieved and very difficult to master. Par superior to shoddy imitations played in certain countries.
by Bigrattus June 12, 2003
Get the cricket mug.Noun. Object. Rolled bits of toilet paper stuck on your pubes due to unsatisfactory wiping techniques. Can also be called "cootie crickets" as in the old sled dogg song "crotch cooties and cooter crickets forever."
by ginger petunia November 29, 2003
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something slut buckets do to pass their miserable, pointless hours. a time-consuming, life-wasting endeavor. often passed off as a "creative" activity. boring, stupid, kill yourself right now. (i'm kidding)
1. No, I'm sorry, I can't go to the Bob Dylan concert with you because I've gotta stay home and crochet. I'm way behind.
2. Dude, where's my crochet hook?
3. Get yo' bitch ass off da phone and back to crochetin'!
4. Oh my God, I didn't know Michael Stipe was gay. I'm gonna go home and crochet.
5. My grandmother sits outside the Cracker Barrel and crochets and yells at kids and she hates them because they're young and she remembers when she was young and how much more interesting her life was back then.
2. Dude, where's my crochet hook?
3. Get yo' bitch ass off da phone and back to crochetin'!
4. Oh my God, I didn't know Michael Stipe was gay. I'm gonna go home and crochet.
5. My grandmother sits outside the Cracker Barrel and crochets and yells at kids and she hates them because they're young and she remembers when she was young and how much more interesting her life was back then.
by M. Stewart March 24, 2003
Get the crochet mug.josh monson was like im hanging with you tonight my response was super ateri crockett your a fucking loser
by Arthur Denmon June 11, 2008
Get the Super Ateri Crockett mug.A game played with a partner in which both naked individuals rub their legs together under the bed sheets.
by snowsamarai April 9, 2012
Get the cricket legs mug.The pocket created by your foreskin. The space between the head of your penis and the end of your foreskin.
by T1kc May 7, 2013
Get the Cocket mug.The act, or art of making false statements or claims. Similar to bullshittery, but often associated with conspiracy theory Crockumentaries where factoids are strung together in a 'convincing' way to 'prove' an alternative theory.
by G Wizz March 1, 2017
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