Crispy Donut

The act of inserting the head of a blowtorch into the rectum of another person, and proceeding to ignite the flame.

“Can I borrow your torch head?” “Don’t you have one?” “Yeah but I need one with an igniter trigger on it.” “Why?” “I think the next time my step-sister gets stuck in the dryer, I’m gonna give her a crispy donut.”

by trix4blow69xxx July 1, 2021

Jesus Crispy

N. Meant as a derogatory description of fundamentalist Christians espousing "flakey" doctrine. Derived from cereal references. Rice Crispies, Rice Flakes etc.

"I wish that Jesus Crispy would stop trying to convert me."

by dirte13 April 27, 2006

crispy tenner

This is one in the pink and one up her stink. This looks like a person holding a new ten pound note, go on try it. It is done via the thumb and corosponding 2 fingers!

Oi Paddy Nicki says that she is keen for a crispy tenner. Will you dare enter her arse and fanny? Or has J-mo got more of a chance!

by Darren Miller October 31, 2007

crispy croak

knj + crispy croak = fun vids

Pizza man; “do you guys want anything else?”
Knj; “oh my god yes do u have crispy croak”

by The crispiest croaks May 27, 2019

Crispy Concords

A crispy concord is when you are getting a BJ then half way through the girl stops and put some chips onto the penis then starts again and eats the chips as she goes

Last night this girl gave me a "Crispy Concords" and it was really cripsy

by SpacerINC October 23, 2016

crispy

A response to the greeting "how's the waffle cooked", meaning everything is going well.

"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Crispy, dude."

by G T Ripper March 30, 2009

crispy wank

its covering your hands in glue and diping them cornflakes and fapping

i had a crispy wank

by batmans cat September 24, 2009