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Creationist

1. A person who thinks that the bible is a science and science a religion
2. A person who has done no research on the subject constantly uses non sequitur, red herrings, and straw man arguments
3. A fucking retard
Creationist: "Evolution is false because it has nothing to say on the origin of life, and because it said so in the bible."
by Ultimate Blarg March 27, 2010
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woodland creature

1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.

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2) A man of slight build with a large penis
1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.

Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.

Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!

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2) Cindy: How tall are you?

Simon: 160cm

Cindy: How big is your penis?

Simon: 8 inches

Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!
by llcoolc February 3, 2010
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God's creation

The things whose origins your brain can't understand.
X: Do you know what a banana is?
Y: Yea, that's God's creation.

X: What is life?
Y: God's creation.
by mozeskoma December 11, 2011
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Creation Museum

1) A $27 million dollar monument of stupidity.

2) A "museum" in kentucky (figures) that displays, among other things, carnivorous dinosaurs living happily with humans 5000 years ago. (Taking a page out of Jurassic Park)

3) A mark of embarrassment for the United States.

4) A source of mental retardation for any child who is unfortunate enough to be taken there.
Person A:Have you been to the creation museum in Kentucky?

Person B: Do i look mentally retarded?
by turtlehead2378 May 2, 2009
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creationist

An ignorant person who feels that the bible must be taken litteraly and any science that contradics what their book says (despite the fact there are different translations of the bible pointing to different things) is wrong. That would be all of science by the way. There is no science at all to suport their ignorant and idiotic claims.
A creationist will not accept the theory of evolution, despite it being fundemental to modern biology & genetics, and do not understand what theory means in scientific literature. They realy dont like this theory at all.
They normaly try to discrace 'evolutionists' and often attempt to imply that science can only be science if it is looked at from a religious perspective when quite the opposite is true. They accept a point and then ty and prove it, the opposite of the scientific method.
Finaly most know nothing about science and simply follow their faith. Many creationist leaders give themselves the title of Dr. Nearly all of these 'doctors' aquired their degrees from uncredited degree mills.

See www.talkorigins.com for a refutal of creationist claims.
Scientist: My evidence points to this conclusion therefor this conclusion is likely to be correct

Creationist: The bible says this happened, I'll try to prove it. Hmm no evidence. I better make some up....
by Denny the enlightened May 29, 2005
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orange creature

by Tiddymaster69 June 3, 2018
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Seriously? The entire phrase has a literal meaning of its own and you just searched if it exists in the Urban Dictionary? NO WAY!

Just kidding:
The meaning is literal. Further, this phrase is commonly used when a video shows something that you TOTALLY didn't expect from the subject within that video.
*A TikTok video with a text saying "showing my gay flat mate my boobs for the first time" with the girl actually showing her boobs to him*

One person in the comments section:
"I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today."
by maxweber27 October 7, 2021
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