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creds

Credentials earned in life by experience. Credit given.
He talked about being in prison like it gave him creds.
by William Gilbert August 14, 2005
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Creps

bruv your creps are swag
by Elliott111 October 18, 2008
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chebs

holy shit batman! look at the size of her chebs!!!
by lewi-p August 15, 2003
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crabs

banging that slut was worth getting crabs
by Stupid Flanders December 28, 2005
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crabs

Oh man, i did ashley last nite and now i have crabs on my peepee
by lightpost July 19, 2006
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A face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance
His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs
by jazzyd October 7, 2008
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Crease monkey

An urban professional who continually re-wears suit pants to work every day, but fails to iron them, thereby creating a proliferation of creases behind the knees and alerting everyone nearby to the fact that this person is a crease monkey.

A crease monkey will also tend to have poor hygiene and wear outdated clothing. They tend to be social introverts as they have no real friends to point out to them that they smell, their clothes are outdated and they have tons of creases behind their knees.
"Wow, look at that ugly green suit, what is that from 1981?"

"Haha, probably. I don't think he's had it pressed since 1981 either, what a crease monkey."

"Total crease monkey. I bet he smells."
by jpc1 December 7, 2009
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