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creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.
*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*
by muph October 12, 2021
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topical cream

A cream that is put on top of things. Usualy to cure a rash.
I used topical to treat my jock rash
by Big_T September 30, 2003
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Ice cream Cumday

when the male penis is erect he places chocolate syrup on it, in a spiral around the shaft. he then adds whipped cream on top of his penis, and a cherry on top of that. the idea is that since his penis is erect the structure will remain stable, until his designated partner divulges in the man-made dessert fun.
Jessica: "Oh man I'm really craving something sweet right now. Let's go get dessert!"
Greg: "You are in luck! It's Wednesday....you know what that means! Ice cream Cumday!!!!!!"
by klempy April 25, 2011
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colorado cream pie

The resulting edible, frothy, creamy, white substance found in the underwear of an active person whom goes for a long run immediately after being ejaculated in.
I can't wait for Autumn to get back from her run so I can eat her Colorado cream pie!
by OMG303LOL November 19, 2016
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Mississippi Cream Pie

When a brother gives his blood sister a cream pie.
Cemere Sally Sue I'm gonna give ya a Mississippi Cream Pie!
by BradyDan April 2, 2017
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Crispy cream

Crispy cream: to cum on her sunburned back, ass, or tits
Bro when we got back from the beach I crispy creamed all over her burnt ass. Who needs aloe?
by Beeeeeaaaach May 3, 2020
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Unexpected Cream Sniff

The act of a man jerking off into his girlfriends sock, taking it over to her and putting it on her foot and then taking it off and licking it.
“I unexpected cream sniffed Jennifer yesterday. Her parents kicked me out”
“My man”
by SlangForDays October 21, 2020
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