A person with a crayon for an ass, or, a person who has surgically or naturally attached a crayon to their ass.
by Richard Baxter March 26, 2009
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Jay: Hey Bill, I just figured out the secret to doing the perfect Pennsylvanian Crayon.
Bill: Oh yeah, what is it?
Jay: Use Cardstock! It doesn’t flop around very much.
Bill: Oh yeah, what is it?
Jay: Use Cardstock! It doesn’t flop around very much.
by ThaddDad69 November 30, 2019
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When you take a dump and it breaks off leaving a point on the remaining fecal matter so no matter how many times you wipe you still get a brown stripe on the paper.
by Skimbo Jackson September 20, 2011
Get the Doo Doo Crayon mug.Someone who is very attractive, but not smart....mostly lacking in "street smarts".
-Very beautiful but not too bright.
-Very beautiful but not too bright.
Bruce: I'm from Australia.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.
by Raixor June 5, 2018
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Get the Useless white crayon mug.In french it means "I want a pencil," but when used by Andre Nickatina it means "I have been doing crown"
Catch me if you can...j'aibe soin d'un crayon, which would really mean Catch me if you can...I been doin' crown
by The Hen February 27, 2005
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