crayon-ass

A person with a crayon for an ass, or, a person who has surgically or naturally attached a crayon to their ass.

Hey crayon-ass! come draw me an effing picture!

by Richard Baxter March 26, 2009

Pennsylvanian Crayon

n: when a person shits on your dick during anal and you then use your shit covered dick to draw them a picture on paper to take home

Jay: Hey Bill, I just figured out the secret to doing the perfect Pennsylvanian Crayon.

Bill: Oh yeah, what is it?

Jay: Use Cardstock! It doesn’t flop around very much.

by ThaddDad69 November 30, 2019

Doo Doo Crayon

When you take a dump and it breaks off leaving a point on the remaining fecal matter so no matter how many times you wipe you still get a brown stripe on the paper.

I got the Doo Doo Crayon again no matter how many times I wipe I still get the skidmark.

by Skimbo Jackson September 20, 2011

Purple Crayon

Someone who is very attractive, but not smart....mostly lacking in "street smarts".
-Very beautiful but not too bright.

Bruce: I'm from Australia.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.

by Raixor June 5, 2018

Useless white crayon

A racist
White person

You blacks are stupid said the racist, SHUT THE FUCK UP U USELESS WHITE CRAYON.

by Raggedy hoes February 11, 2021

j'aibe soin d'un crayon

In french it means "I want a pencil," but when used by Andre Nickatina it means "I have been doing crown"

Catch me if you can...j'aibe soin d'un crayon, which would really mean Catch me if you can...I been doin' crown

by The Hen February 27, 2005

Crayon

Crayon means crazy which is the route word for the common word craycray...

"last night i woke up and couldn't remember who i was... i thought i was going crayon!"

by xxleeweexx April 12, 2013