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Crapting

The art of doing a craft project poorly.
What are you doing?
Oh you know, a crapting project. I was going to knit a hat, but it ended up the size of a doll head and with three holes in the middle of it.

Where did you get your scarf? It looks like crap.
I made it, actually. I was bored so I decided to do a crapting project.
by shellpellwell September 23, 2012
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white capping

When a male ejaculates and either places a tissue or white crew sock over his penis to absorb the semen.
White Capping; Wow, I have to clean up this mess before my mother comes in and finds it. Find me a tissue or a sock so I may place this white cap over my dick.
by panzerk October 27, 2017
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Booty Clapping

When a thick buttocked woman twerks so hard that her butt cheeks slap together creating a clapping noise. Booty clapping can also be considered a type of exotic dance in some cultures.
Shaqueefa was booty clapping on stage so hard you could hear the slap over the music.
by Vaimaster7 October 23, 2020
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pants-crappingly

An adverb used to describe something of such awesome magnitude that it is likely to cause one to soil one's pants. Usually followed by "awesome" and most commonly describing an action movie, metal band, or lesbian porno.
I think viking metal is some of the most pants-crappingly awesome music there is out there!
by Kevin Tracy August 6, 2007
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Cropping

When your undershirt slides up above your belly like you are wearing a crop top under your shirt.
Omg Emily, I’m cropping so hard right now
by UnathleticNeanderthal March 10, 2022
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One hand clapping

Fundamental lore of Zen Buddhism; know as the Kōan traditional. In the west formally termed onanism or colloquially: ‘throttling the purple headed yogurt slinger’. This is the sound of skin slamming skin as “mediation” reaches the point of enlightenment.
“Ekaku what are you doing in the bathroom”

“Nothing”

“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”
by Filthclub July 10, 2010
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high capping

by LilWazzOnthaBeat June 19, 2016
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