CRAP!!!

a mix of country a rap !!!!!!!!!!!!

man i want to hear some crap

by eric bain November 18, 2004

Crap attack

When someone is overreacting to a really minor problem. Or what you say when someone is being a total boob punch.

Mom: Where the hell were you?!
Me: I got detention.
Mom: DETENTION???!?!?
Me: It's no big deal Mom, don't have a crap attack.

by It'sGonnaBeLitten May 16, 2016

crap pipe

other word for asshole

she got a creampie in her crap pipe

by ultramizer November 6, 2008

crap baskets

Used in the place of 'crap', 'shit' or 'fuck'. The phrase 'Crap Baskets' means a wicker basket full of human/animal waste

"Oh crap baskets

by TC McClain December 2, 2014

Crap Eagle

A crap eagle is a mythical creature embodied by any person or creature who, at the sight or knowledge of anything pure and good, will swoop into the situation and ruin it for everyone.

Crap eagles are generally (though not necessarily) humans, and typically showcase at least one of humanity's flaws, including but not limited to: envy, selfishness, vanity, greed, or sloth.

The easiest way to tell if your time has been attacked by a crap eagle is the overwhelming feeling of disappointment that is typically left in the wake of a crap eagle strike.

Can you believe that guy who was trying to rig a contest for charity and when his scam didn't pan out, he demanded his money back? I could see that crap eagle flyin' in from a mile away.

by CJP! December 2, 2009

Crap Monk Stank

A phrase used when your not satisfied with the answer you get to an asked question, commonly used by " Mumbles " Edbassmaster...

Can I get a Bartle Doo Taco ? Sorry Sir we don't have those....." Crap Monk Stank " Anyone else gotem longside 95 ?

by TJ The Savage May 24, 2011

Crap N' Fap

The act of taking a dump and then masturbating.

Greg, "Hey John you wanna hang today?"

John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"

by Fapking October 30, 2011