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A Stranger comes up to JKMN (Noel) and asks "Do you wanna Sprite Cranberry?"
Your walking down the street, like every other normal winter day. In the distance, you hear a faint "Its the thirst, Thirstiest time, of the year. Someone then proceeds to jump out at you and scream "DO YOU WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?"
A Stranger comes up to JKMN (Noel) and asks "Do you wanna Sprite Cranberry?"
Your walking down the street, like every other normal winter day. In the distance, you hear a faint "Its the thirst, Thirstiest time, of the year. Someone then proceeds to jump out at you and scream "DO YOU WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?"
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When ur friend is mad cause their swim teacher is praising only one girl so your a goood friend and tell them that they are the best cranberry in the universe knowing that they despise cranberries with a passion
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Sister: OMG! Did you just fart?
Brother: I sure did but that was 5 minutes ago.
Sister: (heaves) oh gross! You cranberry farted! Did you have to let it linger?
Brother: (smiling) no, but I love that it finally got you.
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Sister: (heaves) oh gross! You cranberry farted! Did you have to let it linger?
Brother: (smiling) no, but I love that it finally got you.
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