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Cram

Cram is a viscous substance that originated all the way back to the 13th century and is edible.

Cram™ is sold in flavours, those flavours are raspberry, berry, and very berry. Very berry is berry, but very. If Cram™ is mixed with any other flavour, it will spontaneously combust into roughly 100 kilotons of TNT, for this reason, Cram™ is commonly used in Improvised Explosives and C4.

If Cram™ is laid in sunlight for a fortnight it will harden into a stone like material that is harder than steel, this discovery lead to Cram swords which were used in the Cram War by the Cram Army™ against the British. In future years Cram™ was smoothened and laid in the sun for another fortnight, leading to the substance turning a dark colour and hardening even more. We refer to this substance as obsidian today.
Guy 1: *Explodes*

Guy 2: "Oh god not a Cram™ bomb!"
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Where people in north western Sydney go to pick up not only the local talent but an STI or two
“Ready for Cram Bar bro?”
“Nah Cunt no where near fucked up enough!”
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Cram

Either having motion,h03s, or about to f***
1.Yea he cram fr he get money

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