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cram nek

white racist neeba who likes roblox and anime
by hahahahatdog August 14, 2020
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cram dat

when you have big and large penus and stick it in that shit and fuck hard and make her call your name and cum real fast
john: hey yo you see that fat ass

Sam: yeah. Damn

John: would you hit that

Sam: I'd cram dat
by The prince of D-town March 10, 2009
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Cram

When someone wants to be suggestively creative and also tries to get some dessert in exchange.
Wanna get some ice cram when our shift it’s over?
by Not_canadian August 6, 2019
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Cram

Cram is a viscous substance that originated all the way back to the 13th century and is edible.

Cram™ is sold in flavours, those flavours are raspberry, berry, and very berry. Very berry is berry, but very. If Cram™ is mixed with any other flavour, it will spontaneously combust into roughly 100 kilotons of TNT, for this reason, Cram™ is commonly used in Improvised Explosives and C4.

If Cram™ is laid in sunlight for a fortnight it will harden into a stone like material that is harder than steel, this discovery lead to Cram swords which were used in the Cram War by the Cram Army™ against the British. In future years Cram™ was smoothened and laid in the sun for another fortnight, leading to the substance turning a dark colour and hardening even more. We refer to this substance as obsidian today.
Guy 1: *Explodes*

Guy 2: "Oh god not a Cram™ bomb!"
by MemeBuster3641 October 28, 2020
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