Chafe Nutts

1. a douchey retarded guy who thinks he is bad ass even though he can barley bench 85 pounds. it is also a football term for an insanely bad receiver that can not catch worth a shit and thinks he is the best

2. an irritating sensation in the genital area of men caused by chaffing of the testicals

oh no i have the chafe nutts

by skeet67 November 10, 2012

Crafte

Said the same as "Crafty". (Craft-EE) It's another word for "gay" or somebody of the LGBTQ+ community. The word is most commonly used to low-key call someone gay/LGBTQ+. Depending on how it is perceived, it could be both an insult or a compliment.

Person 1: "I think that guy is a Crafte."
Person 2: "Yes, I think he has a bf, too."

by I breathe K-POP December 8, 2020

Craetos

Unfunny fuck who hangs out on lvl 15 r/cc is East European and is gonna get invaded by Russia soon, stakes shitty coins for shitty apy and thinks he's making it, tldr unfunny dumb fuck who lifts

Yo Craetos is so dumb he's staking cake

by Abel037 January 29, 2022

Cafe Codename

Noun.

The name a coffee shop puts on your drink. It’s so scrambled you can use it as your spy name.

Barista: “order for Alyssa :)”

The cup: U-H-L-I-S-U-H

Alyssa: My cafe codename goes hard. What is yours Bella?

Belle: beilauh :(

by finnrmyman November 26, 2022

roadkill cafe

Any number of "hole-in-the-wall" diners that you would find nestled at roadside along long stretches of secondary roads and highways, usually in lowly populated towns, that serve a variety of mysterious dishes and desserts cleverly disguised as home cooking.

Halfway through the trip through Nevada, our sandwich supply diminished and we were forced to stop at a roadkill cafe, which surprisingly, served a scrumptious armadillo waffle.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 13, 2010

Douche Craft

Any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!)

Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!

by Melissa "P" or "L" Bitches September 10, 2011

Small Craft Advisory

A plot by the government, enforced by the Coast Guard. In an attempt to stop boaters from full sending it in rough weather

This Small Craft Advisory is bullshit.

by Quinnnnnifer July 25, 2018