DeMarcus Cousins

The most loyal NBA player of all time, who never took the easy way out, and always respected his teammates.
by Yeeet77 July 07, 2018
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Weed Cousin

1. that cousin who shows up to family functions 45 minutes late, and then 10 minutes later, steps outside (or if already outside, wanders around the side of the house) for a smoke. typically offers a hit to much younger cousins. often seen hanging around the vodka aunt 2. someone in a friend group of the same nature, typically offers hits to your younger siblings and/or younger strangers
I'm not surprised Leroy is late, he's such a Weed Cousin.
by Your Weed Cousin February 05, 2016
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Cousin Crush

When someone has a crush on their cousin
by IzzySenpai July 01, 2015
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Spanish cousins

By dating a mans ex you become Spanish cousins.
Mike - hey Vince, how are you doing man?
Vince - good man, Mike right?
Mike - ya. I used to date your ex wife. We are basically related. They call that Spanish cousins man.

Vince - right...
by Emerald_lass May 07, 2013
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Pussy Cousins

When two or more females have slept with the same dude. Can be at the same time or at different times.

The female version of "Weiner Cousins"

May also be refered to as "Cunt Cousins", ...but its not as classy
Friends Angie, Theresa and Julia have all been banged by Devyn, Therefore they are Pussy Cousins
by Big D Louis August 17, 2010
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Demarcus Cousins

When you have a threesome with two chicks that are related, preferably cousins, hence the name. Any bros that happen to be around after a Demarcus Cousins is completed, are obligated to bow down.
Dude, I Demarcus Cousins 'ed the shit out of those chicks at the wedding reception last night.

Who knew those sisters would make for the greatest Deamrcus Cousins of my life!
by Eli.G July 07, 2012
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