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coopon

A money-saving offer on products for your pet doves dat you clip from da newspaper.
Since da composer in da famous "Be inspired" PBS ad was aided in his improvised piano-work by da doves who'd landed on da utility-lines, perhaps it might be appropriate for him to clip a coopon from da newspaper and get his feathered music-advisors some tasty birdseed or suet-cake.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
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Corponahole

Derogatory term for people who defend objectively awful business practices and/or controversial business decisions for no concrete reason.
I'm suprised that there are even any corponaholes here at all, let alone this many.

Quit being such a damn corponahole!

How can that corponahole even sleep at night with all the shit that insert company here did?
by MDLuffy1234 March 2, 2022
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The Copon

The Copon is a legend from Cavite.
by calehnts March 8, 2022
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coupontiss

1.A person who is blamed for not knowing something
2.someone who is lowered
coupontiss prounced (Q-pawn-tiss)
by regardless devon victory May 12, 2010
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Expired coupons

-When something is a total heartbreaker. It makes you just as sad as when you go to a restaurant and realize your coupons are all expired, and you only have enough money for a coke.

-The 2015 version of shitty deal.
"Bro, I'm so hungry but there's no food in the house"
"Dude, that's totally expired coupons!"

"Andrew, my cat died"
"Expired coupons bro! But don't worry, there's another pussy for you. Her name is Bubbles. I got her from the SPCA"
by imixitup January 6, 2015
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componentry

A simple term used to greatly confuse the opposite party so much to the point of frustration that they go to urban dictionary and make a definition for it..
The rest of the site will be coming along...with all the internal componentries in place it should be a meer no time before we are ready to go live.
by puNanNi Hunter June 24, 2004
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Food Couponiac

A person who is manic about using coupons for the most possible number of everyday food purchases as possible. Chances are that if you want to do anything involving eating and the exchange of money, a food couponiac has a way to do it for less. A good way to identify a food couponiac is if this person has not only told you about how and when to find the ‘best deals,’ but will also attempt to get you to sign up at some obscure coupon site in the hopes that they might get some kind of bonus ‘referral’ coupon. Depending on how you value your time, there is a fine line between the money saved by using these coupons, and the time spent waiting for the food couponiac to find the appropriate coupon for the next act of consumption. While you may want to eat at a specific place, ‘Option A,’ if the food couponiac doesn’t have a deal for that place, they will insist on going to a place where they can use one of their most prized possessions instead, ‘Option B.’
I was in the mood for Mexican food for lunch, but Jonathan, being the food couponiac he is, could only find a coupon for a Thai place, so of course we went there. If only I'd signed up at the site he told me about, I might have had my own coupon for the place I actually wanted to eat at.
by ClarkerD April 19, 2012
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