cotton pony

A maxi pad.

Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.

by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008

in high cotton

well off, especially in terms of happiness or wealth(from the notion of a well developed high cotton crop that one would not need to bend over to pick, used in the Southern U.S. since the 1920)

He was in high cotton by the time he retired.

by The Return of Light Joker January 23, 2009

cotton mouth

When you get a very dry mouth probably from smoking any number of items or not drinking anything in ages.

Yo Reg, gimme another beer I'm gettin' cotton mouth.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

cotton picker

Another name for nigger; a black person forced to work in your cotton fields; any person who you order to perform any task that involves labor.

1. Pick my cotton nigger.
2. Why didn't you do my homework? I told you to pick my cotton.

by steve carl jackson July 18, 2008

cotton head

an old lady that has a hairdo that resembles cotton which is white and puffy.

those cotton heads are everywhere!

by Blond babe March 5, 2008

cotton dick

Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.

Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick

by W!LL July 2, 2008

cotton-picker

A racist slur to represent a black person, or person of African heritage......this word is used because in the Age of Our Founding Fathers, when blacks were slaves, they were known to mostly pick cotton.

"Stop picking on me you fuckin' cotton-picker!"

by Dave May 13, 2004