Political Correctness

Something that was probably a good idea at first and then got seriously over the top and banned things that didn't offend anybody in the first place.

Eg -

We can't say blackboard (but we can say whiteboard.)
We can't sing Ba Ba Blacksheep (we sing Ba Ba Happy Sheep)

Teacher: Okay, Martin, come and write your name on the blackboard.

Martin: Teacher, I am very offended by you the chalkboard a blackboard, even though it is actually a board that is black.

Teacher: Sorry, Martin, I forgot my Political Correctness!

by The British One June 26, 2009

politically correct

A term used in political debate by conservatives, meaning, roughly, "inclined to disagree with me".

"Maybe we shouldn't bomb other countries needlessly."
"Don't be so politically correct."
"What does that mean?"
"I don't know, but it's what you are."

by e0n May 6, 2006

political correctness

A doctrine held by a delusional minority, academia and the mainstream media that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

"Don't call that man a 'bum'! Political correctness dictates that he is unfortunately 'homeless'!

by Boogification April 18, 2008

correctile dysfunction

A relationship misunderstanding caused by AutoCorrect.

Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."

by arymonster November 12, 2012

come correct

to have manners

i'll slice your nose off the next time you don't come correct. see, i'm understanding so i'll let you slide this time.

by weeping-clown June 19, 2009

correctile disfunction

A disorder where autocorrect never works when you want it to.

Gonna wtach a movie later
*watch
Apparetnly I have correctile disfunction

by SoulofDeity April 5, 2015

Politically Correct Card

The act of using the term Politically Correct in an political argument or debate in an effort to cover for not stating one's unpopular opinion. Mostly done out of cowardliness to avoid being criticized for sharing their unpopular opinion for fear of being ridiculed or in an effort to cheaply stifle someone's well explained opinion.

Being confronted with an well argued opinion opposed to Paul's point of view, Paul decided to play the Politically Correct Card instead of giving a proper counter argument.

by Libertatis June 9, 2016