Dawson Creeking

Spending way too long discussing something that can be solved in one or two short sentences; getting your head pecked by a bird

Mini was Dawson Creeking G for 2 hours last night because he said she hadn't changed.....

by paulo d'badger May 24, 2012

Creeping Crud

A close relative of "you don't know where that's been." Creeping crud is when you don't know what invisible germs and dirt is on a surface and you try not to touch it. The term can also be used to describe an unidentifiable substance, or to describe crud that is, in fact, creeping.

Ex. 1
Keith: Ben, I wouldn't take your shoes off in this smelly locker room; there could be some creeping crud in here.
Ben: Good thinking!

Ex. 2
Keith: What the hell is that?
Ben: Ah, just some creeping crud.
Keith: Right, better steer clear of that shit.

Ex. 3
Keith: OH MY GOD THE CRUD IS CREEPING.
Ben: WHAT KIND OF CANCEROUS THINGS ARE LIVING HERE?!
Keith: RUN, BEFORE THEY MUTATE EVEN MORE!!!

by bls1999 April 10, 2015

creeping gaywinder

An insult used by Conor to insult the ever creeping and fondling Daniel. However, once Daniel caught onto this miraculously stunning insult he concocted a ruse to use it against the mighty Queerduck that is Conor.
It is now the bane of Conor's existence.

"Conor, you are the biggest creeping gaywinder I've ever met, now be off with you."

by Daniel Killen March 27, 2005

hard coreing

shrooming your membranes off

Birdman, BalsamNation, BurrisNation, Fulcher, Airport are hardcoreing their fucking brains out.

by BurrisNation September 25, 2004

creeping jesus

going downstairs late night to eat sweets!! ;)

my stomach hurts because i was a 'creeping jesus' last night!

by ive been told i look like a lisa October 28, 2007

creeping

the weed that is smoked in every part of the world that is not tropical. creeping is grown in cold countries(non-tropical), where weed cant grow by itself, such as canada, usa, northern europe.. etc, and its sold as common weed, which you can only get in south america(so actually if youve smoked weed outside of south america, youve smoked creeping).

this type of weed is grown using chemical substances. is much more stronger than common weed, but because of the chemical substances it has, is not as clean.

in south american countries is called creeping or green weed, because of its color(common weed is more like brown)

a common use for those who both creeping and common weed is available, is called "half-half joint" which is a joint made half of common weed and half creeping.

by miss avioneta October 5, 2006

creeking shit

Creeking Shit: a situation screwed up beyond all recoginition. Also when a situation has already gone to hell and you can't find a way out.

By the time we did get to the base, it had already been blown to bits. I grabbed to walkie-talkie, "Major, we are defanitly creeking shit."

by kallisto July 31, 2008