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cocky shit

A slang term for someone whos is extremely arrogant and full of one's self. Someone one who thinks they're better than everyone else.

These people are usually highly disliked by most people due to their big ego and arrogant attitude.

A synonym for this word is "the shit". "The Shit" means exactly the same thing.
"Dude, you look like a faggot. I look so much better than you, so shut up. That's why girls want me so much."

"Did you hear him? Yeah i did, he (is such a cocky shit / thinks he's the shit), he thinks he is so cool but he's not."
by CaelCryos March 16, 2007
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Cook your rabbit

"Cook your rabbit" refers to the moment when someone goes over the edge in their obsession with another person with whom they have become involved. Cooking someone's rabbit is a reference to the famous scene in the 1987 movie Fatal Attraction in which Glenn Close's character, Alex, becomes so obsessed with her lover (played by Michael Douglas) that she cooks his daughter's pet rabbit to get his attention.
That girl is crazy. She's gonna cook your rabbit.
Watch out for that boy. He's crazy enough to cook your rabbit. I'd be careful messing around with her... she'll cook your rabbit.
by gmcqueen June 24, 2010
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Cocky

He is a very cocky arrogant asshole. Who only thinks of himself and nobody else. He is also known as a fuck boy.
He thinks he is is a badass which is cocky
by Blow me off August 23, 2016
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Cooked cunt

Someone who is so over tired, that one of or both forms of mental and or physical retardness has developed and taken control of the nervous system. Often seen in shift workers in a government capacity.
Hey have you heard Bryce talking shit? Yeah, he's one cooked cunt.
by cool cunt klint November 5, 2016
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cook the books

My best account has cooked the books this year, my tax bill is the lowest ever
by john365 March 13, 2003
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Conky

A ventriloquist puppet created by Bubbles (when in sixth grade) from “The Trailer Park Boys” series from Netflix.
Ricky and Julian pull the long lost Conky out of the water and hand him to Bubbles.

Bubbles: “Oh my god! Conky! Conky, where have you been? Oh my god! Oh my god, I’ve missed you!”
by Keazy3 August 12, 2017
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Dane Cook's Disease

Dane Cook's Disease, or DCD, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian Dane Cook. Symptoms include: overexateration of one's movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words "And everyone does this, right?" and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.
Bob: Did you see that guy over there? He was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.

Dave: It looks like he probably suffers from Dane Cook's Disease.
by C Miller July 3, 2008
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