Contribulation

When someone is masterbating and another party(ies) is assisting by tickling the balls or rubbing the vagina you are Contribulating. (Contributing to masterbation) bauerle family 2016

I had two girls tickling my balls while I was jerking off and when I came I thanked them for their contribulation.

by Tommy Nerd December 25, 2016

couric

The weight measurement system used by Switzerland to weigh people's shit.

"Dubin ate Chipotle every meal for 2 straight weeks and shat a pooper that weighed 6.7 couric's"

by Got Em October 28, 2007

Confuring

confuring is what you call the process of a furry putting on their fursuit, or going into a furry form.

"guys wait up! callums still confuring uwu"

by swag22056 October 14, 2020

couric

Otherwise known as "Kurich". A Kurich/Couric is a unit of weight equal to 2.578 pounds, or 1.169 kilogram. This unit of weight is used by the European Fecal Standards And Measurements to measure the weight of feces. This term was made popular by South Park Episode 1009: More Crap.

The current record is 2.6346 Kurichs/courics, confirmed on 2/15/2006 in Austria.

by Super Spic October 30, 2007

Courics

The measurement of human feces; 1 couric weighs 2 pounds.

Your crap weighs only 2 courics,
only 4 pounds

by Tyler Parizek October 30, 2007

conure

a conure is a anaimal with beak talons wings fethers

moderator jeff please stop touching my conure

by treefingers May 14, 2006

Congriserations

A term used when you're not sure whether to congratulate or commiserate.

Congriserations on your election to city council.

by IvoryInanity April 11, 2009