confucking

confucking-{con-fuu-king}- the act of being confused about the lack of fucking, or the lack of good fucking.

The confucking manner of this situation leads me to believe that your boyfriend has daddy problems.

by jsquared589 November 17, 2013

Confuckered

The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.

• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.

• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.

Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.

• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.

• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.

(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."

by emilynashea May 24, 2014

canuck coffee

Coffee with crown royal maple

'That's a Canadian coffee Nick, a Canuck coffee has alcohol' said Emily

by Attila8tla November 17, 2014

Confuckery

When you're both confuddled and fucked over by everything going on around you.

Brad: Hey, did you see how many tests we have this week?

Chad: Yeah, bro. What a confuckery this is.

by Aerohed March 14, 2018

Confuckinfused

Being in a state of confusion; very very confused

I’m so confuckinfused on my homework.

by Avaaaaaaa May 6, 2019

Confuckulate

When you have a random bunch of pieces or parts for equipment that are fucked or confusing and need to configure them to make it work

Look at this pile of shit.. what can I confuckulate here to get this going.....

Look at this confuckulate piece of shit

by Kingkongkunt85 July 16, 2019

Confuckled

To be confused but would like to seem funny

Bruh this test got me confuckled

by Ashley is a qy October 30, 2019