cottington

Every cottington has a bald as fuck dad an absolute egg head

Ur a cottington? Yh my dad looks like a 50p chocolate cream egg

by Bossjdjejdj June 13, 2021

Consulting Detective

Abbreviation CD; A person you hire to investigate a person or organization who is suspected of committing illegal and or unethical acts, or to review a case police were unable to solve that you would like them to solve; or in other words a private investigator or PI

The consulting detective investigated Marcia’s boyfriend and discovered that he was cheating on her with another woman.

by Vanguard 1998 August 25, 2021

confusing humbug

noun
1. A person who uses and/or coins new buzzwords for deceptive purposes.
2. (informal, possibly derogatory) A narcissist.
3. (informal, derogatory, rare) A harmless drudge; an orner'umbudge.

Samuel shouts, "You, systemitaster. You can no longer obhibitirute my ischyogalactic mind based on Cosmicattitude."
Adam then reconsiders his decision and then thinks, "I am not sure why Samuel is a confusing humbug?"

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook November 25, 2021

Contingency Contract

A game mode in Arknights that only big-brain players can pass. In Contingency Contract (or shorten as CC), there will be a lot of buff and debuff selection, each will have its own difficulty, accumulating to a score called Contingency Level (a.k.a Risk). Each CC season will last 2 weeks. During the first week, the highest risk you can achieve is Risk 26 (Most of the time Risk 18), in week 2 it is 32

Player 1: Hey, have you seen that video where 777Ucky passed Contingency Contract season 6 Risk 18 with only 2 operators?
Player 2: What the heck? I can only pass Risk 5 with 13 operators! How can he do that?

by Sakura_Kaslana March 1, 2022

confucting

A word to express something that is both confusing and conflicting at the same time.

The idea that Earth IS Hell is a very confucting concept.

by Julius F. Tenpenny March 6, 2022

Confusing

Not understanding something or how some people type...

Also women... I don't know how to talk to them Its very confusing ><
AND GOLDFISH?! THATS AN AMIRCAN SNACK?! THATS SO CONFUSING WHAT THE HELL?!

My American Friend: I'm so confused... Why do you spell color like Colour. you my friend are VERY confusing

My British self: why do you spell colour like Color?! same with you my confusing friend

by Jinx.luvs.bingus<3 June 8, 2022

Contingent

I don't believe that. I think what people are trying to do is link me to that retard in such a way that...

Hym "How I'm perceived is contingent upon how I spoke about the retard as a form of karmic retribution. You're not directing the rhetoric at me because it's concordant with truth. Your saying about me because you want there to be some form of retribution for someone you have more sympathy for than me. That's why we get all of the asymmetrical motivational policing. You'd be quick to say that I'm motivated by attention seeking or profit motives or fame but I can just as easily point the spotlight to your motivations or claim that you're projecting. It isn't productive and what I would or have posited is likely more consistent with truth than the claim that I did THIS so that everyone would love me and throw money and women at me and carry me around on a Xerxes throne."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2023